My friend told me the first pee in the morning is the pee you should drink. That contains the best fucked up piss taste you want. I think many men have drunk pee before in their lives. Probably even more lesbians than men have drank urine. I’ve asked a couple men how the felt after eating pussy. They said they can jump higher, run faster, and bench more. So I think there is something to this pee drinking phenomenon.

You might think this is another Jimmy Oasyc shitpost but, look bruh – you will end up in a situation where drinking urine is more beneficial than not drinking urine. The only way you can avoid this predicament is if you live a boring life. A sedentary life.

I haven’t drunk my pee yet. But when I get a couple Coors Light going through my perfectly clean urethra, I think, man, does that look somewhat drinkable. Did I join a pee drinking cult in the gym? Maybe. I haven’t committed to drinking the first morning pee. Or a Coors Light piss yet. But I am going back to Bangkok… and that tap water is questionable, even bottled water gets resealed from regular tap water sometimes at hotels.

Hmmm… maybe I won’t drink it but just rub it all over my face. Like most diets you can’t just do it one day and expect results, you have to stick to it, baby. Drinking piss everyday wouldn’t be for me. But rubbing it on my skin might actually be up my alley.

Here are some quick stats I pulled out of the internet about why piss on the face might be good. Urine contains about 5% urea. Urea is great for moisturizing and exfoliating skin. Urea is a keratolytic and humectant. Meaning it has the ability to dissolve the keratin in the outer horny layer of the epidermis then it binds and adds water to the skin. You’d rarely find a woman advertising for golden showers in Bangkok but it on the menu, I guess. I’ve seen escort websites advertising stats for golden showers in Bangkok, but I have yet seen anyone that gave a yes. What a shame.

There’s so much to cover about urine the more I do research on it. I’m going to dedicate a few pages on this and chunk it up as I gain more whizdom. Stay tuned.