I feel like doing a shizapost tonight so here we go.

Imagine a world where you cut off you junk just to get an unfair advantage. Fuck it the economy is tight bruh, and maybe your surfing will improve now that you don’t get the wind knocked out when the reef catches your nutsack on a wipeout. Perfect solution to get the extra few bucks is to cut your nuts off and get on the sauce.

With androgynous hormones readily to inject and ability to balance it unnaturally, I believe a sackless surfer would indeed make unmodified natty men suck on their modded out genitalia. There are many times in the gym where I couldn’t do certain movements because my junk was in the way. I had to move them out of the way first before being able to complete the motion safely. Of course, there are jockstraps to aid in the re-racking situation but, what regular surfer or gym bro is gonna have 1+ weeks’ worth of clean jockstraps? Especially when you are traveling.

We should all cut off our dicks and nutsacks. The Ken Doll might actually be onto something. That maybe the peak fitness and maneuverability we all need to strive for as modern athletes. No more cups in the way of a quick change in direction. No more girls telling you, “you smell like a nutsack”. Because you know what babe? I don’t have one so I’m not too sure what you are smelling. See now you have the confidence walking around sweaty as fuck and knowing you don’t smell like a nutsack.

But would this create an empty-nutsack and nodick inflation? What else would we need to begin to cut to gain the advantage? Some ribs? Maybe, your anus?

In reality, a trans-league wouldn’t really be the main thing that will encourage people to cut off their nuts as if there wasn’t a trans-league there would still be videos of trans athletes doing amazing things that natural would have a harder time pulling off. Either way, cutting off your nuts is maybe a logical strategic financial decision. I’m still keeping my dick though. Just gotta use some high-performance dick tape.

/shitpost done – Jimmy Oasyc