I love to cheat. There’s a thrill in beating the system. Whoever is telling you cheating is wrong is a pussy. They must like getting screwed over constantly because people are constantly cheating. However, there are good cheaters and bad cheaters. If you are a bad cheater, you’re going to get yourself creamed as well by the system. You’ll get your microbiome shoved in worse than a non-cheater. Fecal transplants are all the rage but, this isn’t the best way to get one.

The representative of the honor system will tell you, “You’re only cheating yourself” as they are lining their pockets by making you go through the honesty toll. You aren’t cheating yourself. You are cheating them, baby. They are getting paid to tell you not to cheat. You get paid to show the system you are up to snuff. Good cheaters take the money and run. Bad cheaters take the money and stay in until they are caught. If you are going to stay in the system, maybe you should have not cheated. In my current opinion.

All is fair in love and war, especially if you are a minority, baby. When you are in a situation of being a minority, you must realize that the playing field in America is set up to benefit the European descent more currently. This might not be true by the end of this century. Anyway, the beauty of it is minorities can be good cheaters. They can simply raise this case, call it the race card if you may. Pull the race card out and cheat your way to the top and if anyone calls you out, tell them about the systematic racism in the American system. Fuck them.

To be a good cheater, you must know when to cheat and when not to cheat. If you were to log every single thing you did during a day in a journal, throw in some fake accomplishments, you may end up stressed out and fucked because you skewed your metrics. We can keep it simple and just say it’s a workout journal to get to the point faster. The journal is going to have you bench pressing over your limit on some pages just because maybe you wanted to cheat and lie to someone that your personal record was this much this one day. Well now you have to prove it, or you may end up forgetting that page in your workout log is completely fabricated. You end up following that fake workout you did months earlier and you fuck up your shoulder thinking you could actually do that many weights in the routine. Same can go for the journal that you log everything you did. What if the journal showed that you were able to fit in family time, fitness, work, etc. all in one day? But it turned out you lied about family time and when you did try to fit in family time, going to the pool with the kids, you end up not being able to fit in time for a deadline coming up for work. Your true metrics helps you predict what you are fully capable of. I think that is my main point in all of this. Bad cheating means you will never realize what you are capable of. Good cheating you know what you are capable of, and you leverage it with some tricks.

Hail Satan,
Jimmy Oasyc