Oooh that smell can’t you smell that 17-million gallon sewage discharge of untreated fecal matter going straight into Santa Monica Bay. Beaches from El Segundo to the southern end of Playa del Rey are now closed according to ABC7.

How much is 17-million gallons seriously? And that’s only 6% of the sewage that day from what I read in the ABC7 article. That means that sewage system goes through roughly 283-million gallons a fucking day! That’s around 429 Olympic sized swimming pools. That’s a 13.4 mile long pool of shit. But good news is only a 0.8 mile long pool of shit got out.

Which brings me to my crazy idea. Someone has to surf this! This might be one of the gnarliest waves in recent times. Think about all the COVID that’s in it! Someone please peer pressure their friend to ride the Shitwave. Seriously whoever does this will go down in the history books. I checked the forecast on Windy, and it’s only going to be 2.6 ft waves. It’s easily accomplishable. My math might be off for the amount of sewage so you might get lucky and not have to surf with as many turds that I’m imagining.

Don’t worry about the hepatitis since you are going to be filthy stinking rich after catching this ride. A lot of 80’s and 90’s rockstars got that shit, they’re still kicking it. Your mom probably has it too so you’re probably naturally immune to it.

These kinds of opportunities don’t come around often so send it while you can!

Do it, do it, do it!